Following on from our Fruitigo post, (if you missed it, you can get your fill HERE) it’s now time to pass on some MIST YOU MADLY™ knowledge.
Are you paying attention?
LESSON TWO: MIST YOU MADLY™
An opulent ‘floriental’ with a glamorous twist – oh yes, this is a scent not to be underestimated. Whether you’re out for the night or simply prefer a richer fragrance from day-to-day, the MIST YOU MADLY™ family is just the ticket. Combining a nose-pleasing mix of warm musk and sensual vanilla, the range is complemented by a number of fruity extras. Ready?
Like music to our nostrils! From CLEAN GIRLS CREAMY BODY WASH™ to DAILY SMOOTH BODY LOTION™, there’s a whole host of supreme smelling products to choose from in the MIST YOU MADLY™ family. Like it? Go get it!
Up next – LESSON THREE: SUGAR CRUSH™
Ever pondered over the special (some might say magical) ingredients that make Soap & Glory products smell so jaw-droppingly delicious? Well ponder no more friends, because we’re here to advise and inform – that’s right, we’re getting technical (kind of).
LESSON ONE: FRUITIGO
Get your 5-a-day (It counts right? Well we think so) with our fruity smelling range, currently featuring PULP FRICTION BODY SCRUB, BUTTER YOURSELF BODY BUTTER and FOAM CALL BODY WASH. With just a hint of fig, this mouth-watering collection is so irresistible that we literally can’t keep our shower mitts off it, and is it any wonder when it features such a colourfully exotic mix of ingredients. Take note:
- Frozen Yuzu*
- Sweet Orange Oil
- Pomela Essence
Now go forth and shower, moisturise and pamper yourself in the full knowledge that you’ve learnt something new today.
Stay tuned for LESSON TWO: MIST YOU MADLY.
*A citrus fruit plucked from the far-away lands of South East Asia; not (as some may think) a pro-biotic drink.
When it comes to Easter, the ladies of Britain have it easy. The obligatory egg hunt and application of novelty bunny ears is about as strenuous as it gets over the four-day chocolate-and-Sunday-roast-fuelled weekend.
So we spare a thought for our Czech and Slovakian sisters, who, tradition dictates, take a good spanking from their men-folk OR have buckets of cold water thrown over them on Easter Monday. All in the name of beauty, apparently. Lucky ol’ them.
Legend has it that if a woman is spanked with a whip (or sufficiently doused), this ensures that she will keep her health and beauty for another year. (And, much like the pulling of pigtails in school, can be a way for a potential suitor to register his interest in a not-at-all disconcertingly S&M kind of way. Rihanna should get herself down there, STAT.)
Said flogging is supposed to be only playful however, and not intended to actually hurt (so not so much slap, but tickle?). But still. We can think of more enjoyable ways to stay young & beautiful. Soap & Glory facemask while nibbling on some antioxidant dark chocolate, anyone?