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THICK & FAST… AND FREE!

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If you’ve been gasping for a tube of Thick & Fast mascara, then here’s the sure-fire way to get your mitts on one:

BUY THE MARCH ISSUE OF ELLE UK.

(No one can accuse us of subliminal messaging.)

Each magazine comes with a Thick & Fast mascara – worth £10 – for you to whoop excitedly over, adoringly apply, then commence a lash-batting worthy of Queen & country! (If the cover is conspicuously mascara-free, then demand one that sneaky fingers haven’t gotten to first.)

Not only is it THE way to get our record-breaking, SOLD OUT mascara, there’s also a voucher inside for £2 off our award-winning cosmetics range. So there you go – the perfect excuse to nab yourself a new lipstick for Valentine’s Day, or to snap up It’s About Prime, Lid Stuff, and The Daily Double to create the perfect smoky eye.

Out now, run – literally sprint – to your newsagent and bag yourself a copy!

 

SOAP & GLORY ♥s THE VINTAGE MAFIA

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Mafi-OH-SO!

We were reading Vintage Secret’s blog post on our cosmetics when we came across this little gem!

Not content with writing perhaps the loveliest description of Show Good Face we’ve ever encountered (“lovely and smooth to apply, and just sits nicely on the skin, like a quiet child”), Vintage Secret’s Naomi (member of the famed Vintage Mafia) also posted a video of her SOAP & GLORY-ASSISTED TRIUMPH at The Chap Olympiad! (An annual sporting event & celebration of all things yesteryear, where women wear kiss-curls and a man is measured by the straightness of the crease in his trousers.)

Naomi claimed The Silver Cravat – one of The Chap’s highest honours – for being The Most Glamorous Woman on Show (helped along by a liberal spritzing of Glam-A-Lot by her fellow Mafiosi Fleur De Guerre (Diary of a Vintage Girl and creator of this video) and Jen (Yesterday Girl).

We’re rapt that you ladies are so smitten with Soap & Glory – and would like you to know that the feeling is mutual!

 

PS: Is there anything cuter – or funnier – than an accidental laugh-snort?
PPS: Sally Gunnell

DESTINY SEEKING SUSAN (OR WANDA, OR BETTY, OR…)

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Unsure which New Years resolutions to set? Know you have a path – but haven’t found it yet? You could be the very person we’re looking for.

Way back in December (we’re in 2012 now, times move fast), Marcia was beside-herself excited when she stumbled upon Mother’s Psychic T-Shirts up for sale, numbered 1-100, and each with their own psychic reading for its predestined owner. (Yes, we know. But before you roll your eyes too much, 100% of proceeds go to charity.)

So Posty got on the case and duly ordered her never-fail Lucky Number 9, waited a few weeks for it to arrive, then tore open the box, put in the CD of her psychic reading and found… it was SO not about her.

But hold you last laugh, doubters! Apparently…if the reading is too far off its target, it simply isn’t meant for you – you are merely the vehicle to get the t-shirt to its rightful owner, who will be somewhere in your circle. Hemisphere. Or solar system. It’s not for us to question how, but Mother assures us, “Every t-shirt knows where it’s going”.

Posty promptly sent the CD around HQ and organised hasty Cinderella-esque try-on sessions of the tee, but ALAS! No one at Soap & Glory has emerged as its rightful owner.

So, faithful fans, WE TURN TO YOU.

Have a listen to the prediction below. Have you – and your destiny – met your match?

Mother’s Pyschic Tshirts by Soap & Glory

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