Cheeky Monday

1st March, 2010

As you should all know by now, we have moved offices! And, our sister company, FitFlop, has also moved a bit further away from us. For some reason, however, they find it necessary to keep sending us ALL STAFF emails. So, everyday around 12:30 we get an announcement that Darwin’s Deli is set up in the first floor reception area with fresh homemade sandwiches. Torture we tell you. TORTURE. Where are our sandwiches? The last couple days, a bit disgruntled and starving, the employees of Soap & Glory have been plotting a retaliation email that we too could send to ALL STAFF. For example:

Dear All,
Lorraine the Masseuse is now set up in the Second Floor Boardroom from 10:30-4:30 today. Book in your hour, please enjoy complimentary pizza and cupcakes on your way out and take the rest of the afternoon off.

We know you love a challenge as much as we do, and welcome your suggestions loyal Soap & Glory fans!

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Polly from Reading said: 1st March

This one will only work on Friday Dear All, Happy Dress down Friday! Your complimentary Domino's Pizza lunch has arrived and is in meeting room 1 on the second floor. There's a BBQ chicken one, Pepperoni, Vegi Delight, and some cookies for afters. Enjoy! The Boss

Yasmin from London said: 1st March

Do it!!! Utterly appropriate I'd say! Can even rub it in by saying hope your staff have enjoyed the cakes that one of your Soap & Glory fans has personally baked for you all! hehe. xx