Fun with S&G

We’re looking for one seriously Sexy Pucker. But you know what? We’re not going to discriminate. You don’t have to be a mother. (You can be anything you want really, but to win this contest, you’re going to need a formidable, even fascinating, A-plus-level pucker). * A sexy pair of lips, and the ability to pucker up shamelessly for the camera. * After you’ve posed your best pucker… Upload your photo here along with your details. (Obviously you will then email your entire Facebook base to ask them to vote for you – which is what friends are for)…and hope for votes! While we’re sure that you’ve got other great looking body parts, we’ll ask you to refrain from sending pictures of them because we’re so busy, we don’t have time to look at them (and besides, we don’t want to have to call the police). Each month, the Sexy Pucker with the most votes will win a year’s supply of their favourite shade of Sexy Mother Pucker.* * for us, a year’s supply is generously around 24 tubes, and obviously, you can’t go getting all picky and asking us for shades that don’t exist as part of our regular range. (That would be very unsexy.) WIN! A year’s supply of your favourite shade of Sexy Mother Pucker!We’re looking for one seriously Sexy Pucker. But you know what? We’re not going to discriminate. You don’t have to be a mother. (You can be anything you want really, but to win this contest, you’re going to need a formidable, even fascinating, A-plus-level pucker). * A sexy pair of lips, and the ability to pucker up shamelessly for the camera. * After you’ve posed your best pucker… Upload your photo here along with your details. (Obviously you will then email your entire Facebook base to ask them to vote for you – which is what friends are for)…and hope for votes! While we’re sure that you’ve got other great looking body parts, we’ll ask you to refrain from sending pictures of them because we’re so busy, we don’t have time to look at them (and besides, we don’t want to have to call the police). Each month, the Sexy Pucker with the most votes will win a year’s supply of their favourite shade of Sexy Mother Pucker.* * for us, a year’s supply is generously around 24 tubes, and obviously, you can’t go getting all picky and asking us for shades that don’t exist as part of our regular range. (That would be very unsexy.) WIN! A year’s supply of your favourite shade of Sexy Mother Pucker!We’re looking for one seriously Sexy Pucker. But you know what? We’re not going to discriminate. You don’t have to be a mother. (You can be anything you want really, but to win this contest, you’re going to need a formidable, even fascinating, A-plus-level pucker). * A sexy pair of lips, and the ability to pucker up shamelessly for the camera. * After you’ve posed your best pucker… Upload your photo here along with your details. (Obviously you will then email your entire Facebook base to ask them to vote for you – which is what friends are for)…and hope for votes! While we’re sure that you’ve got other great looking body parts, we’ll ask you to refrain from sending pictures of them because we’re so busy, we don’t have time to look at them (and besides, we don’t want to have to call the police). Each month, the Sexy Pucker with the most votes will win a year’s supply of their favourite shade of Sexy Mother Pucker.* * for us, a year’s supply is generously around 24 tubes, and obviously, you can’t go getting all picky and asking us for shades that don’t exist as part of our regular range. (That would be very unsexy.) WIN! A year’s supply of your favourite shade of Sexy Mother Pucker!

Was Great Aunt Fiona a femme fatale? Or was your Mum’s grandmother gorgeous? We’re always looking for great vintage pictures of real retro beauties to add sass to our suds. If you’ve got any lurking at the bottom of your family photo box, we’d be delighted to see them! Please submit your scans and we’ll consider them for the Soap & Glory label limelight. (Of course we’d clear it with you first before we splashed Great Aunt Fi all over a tube of face lifting lotion).Was Great Aunt Fiona a femme fatale? Or was your Mum’s grandmother gorgeous? We’re always looking for great vintage pictures of real retro beauties to add sass to our suds. If you’ve got any lurking at the bottom of your family photo box, we’d be delighted to see them! Please submit your scans and we’ll consider them for the Soap & Glory label limelight. (Of course we’d clear it with you first before we splashed Great Aunt Fi all over a tube of face lifting lotion).Was Great Aunt Fiona a femme fatale? Or was your Mum’s grandmother gorgeous? We’re always looking for great vintage pictures of real retro beauties to add sass to our suds. If you’ve got any lurking at the bottom of your family photo box, we’d be delighted to see them! Please submit your scans and we’ll consider them for the Soap & Glory label limelight. (Of course we’d clear it with you first before we splashed Great Aunt Fi all over a tube of face lifting lotion).

Think you can top Sexy Mother Pucker? The Righteous Butter? The Clean of England? Go ahead, try us. Submit any cosmetically relevant pun, and if we can use it – after we put it through the standard issue necessary Soap & Glory rigmarole (trademark search etc. etc) you’ll not only be famous, you’ll be flush with free Soap & Glory stuff!Think you can top Sexy Mother Pucker? The Righteous Butter? The Clean of England? Go ahead, try us. Submit any cosmetically relevant pun, and if we can use it – after we put it through the standard issue necessary Soap & Glory rigmarole (trademark search etc. etc) you’ll not only be famous, you’ll be flush with free Soap & Glory stuff!Think you can top Sexy Mother Pucker? The Righteous Butter? The Clean of England? Go ahead, try us. Submit any cosmetically relevant pun, and if we can use it – after we put it through the standard issue necessary Soap & Glory rigmarole (trademark search etc. etc) you’ll not only be famous, you’ll be flush with free Soap & Glory stuff!