Life isn’t fair.

Victoria

Global Sales & Marketing Director

This is Victoria. Our Global Sales & Marketing Director who we secretly refer to as Wolfie, because she's tough as nails but appears to be very proper and nice.

Judith

Project Manager

She is a Judith of all trades, specialising in all kind of legal stuff. She's been at Soap & Glory since it was a seedling. She looks up all of our crazy names to make sure if we use them, we don't get sued by the likes of Estee Lauder. The guy at the UK Patent & Trademark office hung up on her when she called him about 'Sexy Mother Pucker.' She is also so spectacular at navigating her way around government agency red tape by pretending to be a dumb woman, when in fact, she's one of the most excellent people we know.

Saskia

Senior Product Development Manager

She's just been promoted to Senior Product Development Manager. We've nicknamed her 'Switz', after Switzerland, also pathologically organised and makes the rest of us look sloppy. She is not, however, boring and will never be found wearing frumpy clothing or a headscarf. (Ok, if it was a Hermes headscarf, maybe).

Judy

Senior Product Development Manager

This is Judy, our Senior Product Development manager. Once, legend has it, she SWAM THE CHANNEL. We're trying to convince her to do it again, while we row a bathtub across beside her to pelt any risky looking fish with the oval end of our long-handled backbrushes.

Tracy

Product Development Assistant

Was nicknamed ‘Cool Runnings’ after rather recklessly tobogganing down Whistler Mountain on a single ply plastic bag. Has a slight OCD when it comes to sorting, colour coordinating, and organizing. (Should we tell her that the price sticker is still stuck to her rubbish bin? Naaaa.)

Jana

International Product Manager

We can’t reveal what she’s doing, because apparently (according to Wolfie) this is industry insider information and at Wolfie’s previous job, if anyone leaked this kind of top secret stuff, heads would roll. Speaking of rolling, Jana rollerskates through London every Tuesday night at sunset to Barry White disco tunes. The rest of us find this at the same time fascinating, incredibly disciplined, carefree, and corny. We just don’t know in which order.

Jess

Junior Consumer Relations Manager

Every office needs a Jess. She lights up the room. In fact, during even the worst dismal days of British winter dark - just because of Jess - Soap & Glory needs not a single lamp. (Maybe just the odd small overhead light.) Children are even magnetically drawn to her. It’s almost eerie. Originally our ‘girl Friday’, she is now girl Monday-to-Friday helping answer fan letters, my tube popped open from the wrong end letters, ‘I love Sexy Mother Pucker’ letters, and ‘I am offended by Glow Job’ emails.

Kate

Assistant Brand Manager

Spends her rent money on handbags but has thus far escaped having to camp out on the office couch. She’s extremely quiet, but then unbelievably efficient with output, so we’ve all decided not to talk to her in hopes she’ll get all the real work done while we mix up new lipsticks.